eat_cheetos ([info]eat_cheetos) wrote,
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So tomorrow I turn 18..I don't know what to expect, other than the fact I can drive after 9, buy myself cigs, porn and lottery tickets and swim in piles of them. Gillete sent me this box saying happy 18th birthday and it had the new fusion razor in it with a can of shaving gel....I have no idea how they know my birthday or who I am or my address, maybe they put little cameras in their mach 3 razors, or something. Yesterday at work this dude Frank was listening to Iron Maiden, who would've thought a mid 40 year old guy wearing a free-mason jacket would listen to Iron Maiden? poop.

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[info]xproudxtobex

March 15 2006, 05:51:44 UTC 6 years ago

18 and still gay.

seriously, happy birthday adam. I'm pumped for tomorrow night. I hope tomorrow kicks ass for you dude.

[info]jaraddestrux

March 15 2006, 12:53:47 UTC 6 years ago

what the fuck where is my box of god damn razors. fuck salt.
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